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Petty Crowd Guesser

Type any statement, opinion, or hot take. A crowd that has never been assembled — and was never asked anything — will tell you, with total confidence and a full percentage breakdown, exactly how it feels about it.

Ask the crowd

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Crowd result

According to a crowd that has never been assembled:

Counting an imaginary crowd

This is a fake public-opinion generator. There is no crowd, no survey, and no real people involved — the percentage and its entire breakdown are computed instantly in this browser from a seeded hash of the exact text you typed (trimmed and lowercased first, so extra spaces or capitalization don't change the crowd's mind). Type the same statement again tomorrow and you get the exact same imaginary crowd. Your history of past statements and results — up to 60 of them — is kept only in this browser, under one storage key, sandbag.crowdguesser.v1.