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// almost done, honest

The Loading Screen That Never Finishes

It creeps toward 100% and never, ever arrives. Sit back. Watch it climb. Watch it fall. The Cancel button is right there if you get impatient. (It does not help.)

PHASE 1 OF 7 ETA: calculating…
downloaded 0.0 GB / 128 GB 0 splines reticulated

Waking the hamsters…

tip: cancelling only makes it worse

Closest you have ever come: 0.0%  •  Cancels rage-clicked: 0

This screen will never finish — that is the whole feature. Nothing is actually loading. You may leave whenever you like; it will not notice, and it will not stop.