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The Bad Life Advice Oracle

Tap the orb. A very confident spirit will hand you life advice it has not thought through even slightly. Follow it at your own peril.

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Tap the orb or press Enter for another dubious vision.

Comedy only. The Oracle is wrong on purpose — do not actually reply-all. Every vision is rebuilt deterministically from a numeric seed in the URL hash, so a permalink always summons the exact same terrible advice. Woven from many possible visions.